The Monarch of a Rajan

Hmpppppppphhhhhhhhhhh……… it’s now time to get settled with sum bit of sanity that can be expected to be left in me at this hour after what I have got as a senior in Global Legal Associates… UFfffff.. what a man this Mr. Rajan Narain…. Apparently an advocate on record at the Supreme Court of India…and hence supreme are his whims and supreme are his mannerisms… there are certain basic rules that are to be followed in his regime.. Do NOT wish him Good Morning; wanna kno why?? Coz, as his version stands, he knos more than 150 pple…and hence if each starts wishing him and he starts wishing them back, that would waste some five of his precious minutes!!! He is this enormous guy who wears trousers that only cover 7/8th of his legs.. I dunno the logic behind that.. perhaps that saved the tailor a few precious minutes!!! And u can always see the stumbled socks at his ankle which due to some ‘elasticity’ problem fails to stay above the ankles. He does not like Windows XP as it is very flashy, and cannot stand Win98 coz that does nt allow popup blockers. Each time there’s a popup coming up, he shall be making the open statement that “If it is a porn…then it is nt mine… I do not see such things.” He does nt drink as well… bt when crates of alcohol come into the office, he is prompt in replying that they are the left overs frm a party that he had thrown and they are being taken away for his mother who has the habit of throwing parties…. And then he adds the proviso… “Do not think that pple at GLA jus kip drinking all day at wrk. And I don’t drink, they are fr my mother…”

In his office he assumes the figure of one of those medieval kings…who cannot survive without his train of attendants… every minute he uses his intercom at least twice to call in some one or the other for some or the other petty reason…apparently very strict abt discipline…and of course has the signature of a very shrt temper… But he never forgets to add the tag that “This office is not a concentration camp.. Feel free…” [the restrictions being implicit at every corner]

All’s fine with this comical character bt the time he lets me off at nght.. When its is scheduled to be at 6… he never lets off b4 8 in the least…. At times feel like running away frm all this… but still it’s the way to life and learning… he knos his stuff pretty well and guess that’s what matters at the end of the day…